Practical State

Hurricane Irene Has Officially “Jumped The Shark”

August 27, 2011

Geraldo Rivera (aka: “Jerry Rivers”) is on FoxNews, standing in the rain for no apparent reason. Tweet

On Whales, Satan Worshiping, Bordellos and US Senate Candidate Colonel Mike McCalister

August 19, 2011

Note: Promoted from March 2011: Finally people are waking up to the fact McCalister is a fraud. Truth in Advertising: I have donated Money to Adam Hasner. Let me start off this blog post on with the four standards a U.S. citizen must meet to qualify for a Top Secret Clearance: 1) First and [...]

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On “End of The Rainbow” and “Colonel Mike McCalister Has No Clothes!!”

August 19, 2011

Note: Promoted from March 2011: Finally people are waking up to the fact McCalister is a fraud. Truth in Advertising: I have donated Money to Adam Hasner. I just received a couple of Emails, from a friend, who is letting me know that the good Colonel’s staff, specifically his campaign manager, Mr. Geoff Ross, is [...]

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I Will Still Post Occasionally While On Sabbatical

June 8, 2011

Just enuf to keep in blogging shape…. Tweet

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L’Affaire Weiner – English to German via Google Translate

May 29, 2011

Holen Sie sich Ihr Link zu Google Translate hier genau richtig! Die einzig richtige Sprache zu diskutieren, die Anthony Weiner “Weiner” Skandal ist natürlich in deutscher Sprache. Warum? Nehmen Sie das deutsche Wort für Staubsauger. Ich meine, wie kann Staubauger bedeuten Staubsauger? Was ist der Plural für Staubsauger? Staubsauger? Nicht in deutscher Sprache. Zumindest in der deutschen Google übersetzen. Aber zurück zum Wiener Schnitzel Weiner Rätsel. Wir als Nation [...]

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EPIC FAIL by AMERICAN MAJORITY

May 25, 2011

Nothing more says “I respect you and value your thoughts and ideas” than referring to a person by their Zipcode when asking for handouts. I recently got an Email from “American Majority” and they had for the salutation: Dear 32578, I can’t believe it’s already May! The year is flying by and I thought I’d [...]

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Florida’s Answer To The IMF And Dominique Strauss-Kahn

May 23, 2011

‘She won’t let me party’ God Bless America. God Bless Florida. The French and the IMF are a bunch of ”limp wrist wimps”… As a bonus, also in last nights hall was this guy: Tweet

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“ANY AD THAT QUOTES ME IS A LIE” -Take the Poll!

May 18, 2011

Newt Gingrich sets new record: He commits political suicide twice in a week: In other news, here is the woman Arnold had his love child with… And Here is a Picture of Jerome Howard: Now take [...]

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Example #1: Why We Need To Reform Our Taxpayer Supported Universities

May 10, 2011

A childhood friend of mine recently posted on his Facebook page his thoughts on Koch funded Scholarships and University Chairs at Florida State. Chris is upset about this. He is left of center in his political views. I tweaked Chris (Whose two Front Teeth were bought and paid for by my Parents — I slung [...]

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